Pronounced “Badgel's.” Spelled exactly like you think. We don't make the rules.
(tap Bagel to take another bite)
The Menu
$3The Honey BadgelHoney walnut schmear. Doesn't care. Doesn't care at all.
$4Everything BadgelEverything seasoning, plus a few things the badger dug up.
$4The SettA baker's dozen. Named after a badger's burrow. You had to look that up.
$5Lox & BadgelSmoked salmon, capers, one small paw print.
$2Pre-Bitten PlainThe badger got to it first. Discounted accordingly.
$∞The MushroomMushroom, mushroom. (There is a snake. Do not ask about the snake.)
Frequently Mispronounced Questions
Is it “Bagel's” or “Badgel's”?Yes.Why is it spelled “Bagel's” then?Bagel is the badger's name. His name is spelled B-A-G-E-L and pronounced Badgel. He had very confident parents.So the second word is also “Badgel”?No. That would be ridiculous. The second word is “bagels.” Same spelling. Different word. Please keep up.Is the badger allowed in the kitchen?The health inspector said no. Bagel said nothing and kept eating. The health inspector left.Do you deliver?Bagel tunnels to you. Allow 3–5 business holes.